New Witch Flower Socks

Show your love of the planet in an intersectional way with this cute, lgbtq lensed environmental design, perfect for saving the planet, fighting for equality, and smashing capitalism.

This lil snail on a flower is here to remind you to take it easy! Whether you're tending to a garden, soaking up some sun, or just enjoying some nature, this adorable snail is for you!

Minor inconvenience? Cue the Existential Dread. Bad day? Cue the Existential Dread. Climate change? Cue the Existential Dread.

I Love You Like I Love Satan. Which is kind of a lot ;) Show your love for the devil and your partner with this occult design!

Give Yourself Grace. Take time to rest, don't buy into the hustle culture BS!

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

Do you sometimes feel like an anthropomorphic sunflower just trying its best to reach some fresh air, rain and sunlight, only to find that you have to be your own source of light, water, and air and it makes you feel a little trapped? Same dude.

Let's normalize every restaurant giving you after-dinner tums. There's way too many of us that have digestive problems, just give us something to soothe our pain after filling our stomach with that which we know will hurt us.

...Are you SURE you're not one of the bad guys? Mmm, okay, we believe you...for now... We'll just wait for a call from Jerry!

The Nurse Tarot. This design is a high arcana spinoff tarot that display a nurse, surrounded by pills, a thermometer, and a string. Just typical nurse things! Essential workers are saving the future, they don't need a tarot to tell ya that!

Being a Frog Witch gets a little awkward when you're potion recipe requires Frog Legs. These water dwelling witches are adorable, but are quick terrify their colleagues with threats of turning them into a human if they misbehave. Only way to reverse it is to kiss a handsome frog prince!

Bowser and his clown car are ready for the spooky season! Beware of his army of dry bones and boos!

Mary is often the mediator of the trio, and often tries to calm her sisters down - which Sanderson sister are you in your trio? Show off your love of the Halloween classic 'Hocus Pocus' repping one of the Sandy sisters!

In 17th century Salem, Massachusetts, Sarah had an affair with her sister Winnie's lover, William "Billy the Butcher" Butcherson. She's a flirt! Which Sanderson sister are you in your trio? Show off your love of the Halloween classic 'Hocus Pocus' repping one of the Sandy sisters!

Winifred is the eldest and most intelligent witch among her sisters Mary and Sarah - which Sanderson sister are you in your trio? Show off your love of the Halloween classic 'Hocus Pocus' repping one of the Sandy sisters!

Remember, the best person you can be is yourself. Unless you're an asshole. Then stop that. Nobody likes assholes, not even assholes. Be the best you that can be with this funny trippy floral smiley face design!

Flowers are friends! Tell your Best Bud how perfect their petals are in this super adorable floral design.

Cute, Slithery, Colorful, and magical! This witchy snake is here to make your halloween a little more nostalgic!

More Witching Less Bitching. I may be sassy, but I'm also magical. Don't cross me or I'll hex ya, but look cute doing it!

It's Witching Season (Hide The Children)! We all know that this crisp autumn season is meant for us spooky and occult folk.

happy halloween, everyone! This adorable little Tiger is here to wish you a joyful trick or treat!

...Makes me SICK! The Sanderson Sisters aren't really morning people, and to be honest, I kinda relate. Why rise with the dawn, when you can stay up all night brewing up some spooky witchcraft? Or sleeping. Probably sleeping. Whether or not it's Halloween, grab this cute witchy shirt and rep your Hocus Pocus love.

"How long has it been? an hour? This edible ain't SHIT", they said, as everything got extremely funny, and just a bit wobbly. Don't let the edible sneak up on you and knock you on your feet with this funny psychedelic smiley design!

There's something charming about things that are drawn badly or out of the ordinary. What a better way to capture that than with badly drawn tarot cards? Add this design to your silly occult collection!

Relaxing, in my lane, chilling. You know, just trying to survive the world crumbling around me. What else can one do?

Harness your potential to scream for food, knock things off tables, and being somewhere between extremely cuddly and not at all with this cute cat pun! Purrfect for a cat themed tarot reading!

Ah, you have drawn the Queen of Swords- aka "Don't tell me to smile". It's not difficult to tell what this card's about! Set some clear boundaries and keep the message direct with this funny parody of the Rider Waite Smith Tarot card, the Queen of Swords!

I'm really sorry but I can't, I have important witch stuff to do and brew, like flying brooms, forming covens, casting spells and making love potions! Celebrate the season of the witch with this fun and spooky, halloween, witch coffee mug!

Gosh golly heck! Halloween is so hecking scary! It sure does give me a frighten!

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...

At first glance you may think this is an average festive Halloween pattern, look a little closer, my dear, those objects may be more phallic than they appear...